The Devils play their first game of the 2013-14 season tonight!
As with previous seasons, we will likely enjoy one, maybe two (and for this game, perhaps up to four) beverages of the adult variety while watching Devils games, right?
Anyone that knows me well knows that I am a fan of Jägermeister. It’s dark, it’s sweet, it’s delicious.
With Jaromir Jagr now on the team, what better way to celebrate a sweet, delicious Jagr goal than with a Jägerbomb!
So, here I am with the Official Speaking of the Devils Jägerbombs for Jagr Bombs Drinking* Game!
(* – Speaking of the Devils in no way endorses abuse of alcohol, consumption of alcohol by anyone under the legal drinking age, and/or the operation of any vehicle (including bicycles) or any machine (including, but not limited to, blenders) while under the influence of alcohol. This game is for entertainment purposes and I don’t take responsibility for any of you overdoing it. Just have fun out there.)
The rules are simple. Just follow the required drink amounts whenever one of the things listed below happens. A “drink” is considered one Jägerbomb (explained below).
If you are under the age of 21 (or whatever the legal drinking age is wherever you are), or you cannot properly enjoy this game, you can use anything, really. Milk works, and it also does your body good, so there’s a bonus to it.
You can go old school and drop a shot glass filled with Jäger into a pint glass full of beer and down it. That’s how we all remember it back in the day, isn’t it?
However, I prefer using a Dispos-A-Bomb with Jäger and Red Bull. It’s a bit more tasty, and the ADDED SUGAR RUSH IS AWESOME OMG!
Any time Jagr scores a goal: One Drink.
If Jagr scores the game-winner in OT: One Drink plus one bonus straight shot of Jäger.
If Jagr skates off the ice with an “injury” mid-game and “will not return”: Three Drinks.
BONUS DRINK: Any time an old highlight of Jagr is shown where his mullet is clearly visible.
That’s it. Short and simple.
LET’S GO DEVILS!